I'm an efficient golfer. I can hit an 18-hole par 72 on the front nine.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/7132026","title":"7/13/2026","summary":"I'm an efficient golfer. I can hit an 18-hole par 72 on the front nine.","date_modified":"2026-07-13T21:30:31Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/5112026","html_content":"I'm too old to be a boy toy. At this age, I'm a geezer pleaser.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/5112026","title":"5/11/2026","summary":"I'm too old to be a boy toy. At this age, I'm a geezer pleaser.","date_modified":"2026-05-11T23:32:00Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/4102026","html_content":"If your doctor tells you to lose weight or stop drinking...time to find a new doctor.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/4102026","title":"4/10/2026","summary":"If your doctor tells you to lose weight or stop drinking...time to find a new doctor.","date_modified":"2026-04-10T23:46:31Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/112026","html_content":"Everything I do is foolproof...proof I'm a fool.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/112026","title":"1/1/2026","summary":"Everything I do is foolproof...proof I'm a fool.","date_modified":"2026-01-01T18:19:01Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/9272025","html_content":"Sobriety is a character flaw.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/9272025","title":"9/27/2025","summary":"Sobriety is a character flaw.","date_modified":"2025-09-27T17:54:40Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/8112025","html_content":"I've joined an Archies tribute band. I will be Jughead.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/8112025","title":"8/11/2025","summary":"I've joined an Archies tribute band. I will be Jughead.","date_modified":"2025-08-11T19:10:10Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/292025","html_content":"Less than 12% of serial killers are female. You're not trying hard enough, girls!
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/292025","title":"2/9/2025","summary":"Less than 12% of serial killers are female. You're not trying hard enough, girls!","date_modified":"2025-02-09T21:01:00Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1312025","html_content":"Not feeling too confident today. I lost on the new game show \"Are You Smarter Than A Fetus?\"
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1312025","title":"1/31/2025","summary":"Not feeling too confident today. I lost on the new game show \"Are You Smarter Than A Fetus?\"","date_modified":"2025-02-01T01:21:23Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1192025","html_content":"Now that TikTok is gone: some people are just learning they have kids.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1192025","title":"1/19/2025","summary":"Now that TikTok is gone: some people are just learning they have kids.","date_modified":"2025-01-19T18:45:13Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/172025","html_content":"Trump wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Maybe we should rename our 47th state to New America?
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/172025","title":"1/7/2025","summary":"Trump wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Maybe we should rename our 47th state to New America?","date_modified":"2025-01-08T02:25:26Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/12272024","html_content":"Here is a link to my non-existent podcast:
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/12272024","title":"12/27/2024","summary":"Here is a link to my non-existent podcast:","date_modified":"2024-12-27T21:37:44Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1152024","html_content":"It is now too late to vote early.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1152024","title":"11/5/2024","summary":"It is now too late to vote early.","date_modified":"2024-11-05T19:25:08Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1142024","html_content":"After today: Only zero more days of this election campaign.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1142024","title":"11/4/2024","summary":"After today: Only zero more days of this election campaign.","date_modified":"2024-11-04T18:33:31Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/10302024","html_content":"I would vote for a Presidential candidate who would mandate a national baseball ban.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/10302024","title":"10/30/2024","summary":"I would vote for a Presidential candidate who would mandate a national baseball ban.","date_modified":"2024-10-31T01:26:00Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/10222024","html_content":"If it wasn't for my good friends, Spam Risk and Tele Marketer: My phone would never ring. Thanks for staying in touch, folks!
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/10222024","title":"10/22/2024","summary":"If it wasn't for my good friends, Spam Risk and Tele Marketer: My phone would never ring. Thanks for staying in touch, folks!","date_modified":"2024-10-22T18:41:21Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/9182024","html_content":"If I want to see kids: I'll go to the zoo and throw them Froot Loops.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/9182024","title":"9/18/2024","summary":"If I want to see kids: I'll go to the zoo and throw them Froot Loops.","date_modified":"2024-09-19T01:49:00Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/8142024","html_content":"Why isn't the word \"why\" just spelled y?
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/8142024","title":"8/14/2024","summary":" Why isn't the word \"why\" just spelled y? ","date_modified":"2024-08-14T18:18:07Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/8122024","html_content":"Have you ever flossed your teeth a little too aggressively, and your gums starts to bleed?
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/8122024","title":"8/12/2024","summary":"Have you ever flossed your teeth a little too aggressively, and your gums starts to bleed?","date_modified":"2024-08-13T01:59:03Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/7232024","html_content":"Scientists have said that sharks in Brazil have tested positive for cocaine.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/7232024","title":"7/23/2024","summary":"Scientists have said that sharks in Brazil have tested positive for cocaine.","date_modified":"2024-07-23T20:29:53Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/792024","html_content":"I was recently shocked to learn that some people live in Texas...on purpose.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/792024","title":"7/9/2024","summary":"I was recently shocked to learn that some people live in Texas...on purpose.","date_modified":"2024-07-10T01:35:06Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/752024","html_content":"Even with a full head of hair, combing your hair is still a comb over.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/752024","title":"7/5/2024","summary":"Even with a full head of hair, combing your hair is still a comb over.","date_modified":"2024-07-05T20:07:08Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/6252024","html_content":"Christmas is six months from today. Can you already feel the chill in the air?
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/6252024","title":"6/25/2024","summary":"Christmas is six months from today. Can you already feel the chill in the air?","date_modified":"2024-06-26T02:12:59Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/662024","html_content":"I went to the Amazon.com pound today. Two adoption choices were available to me: a child or a dog.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/662024","title":"6/6/2024","summary":"I went to the Amazon.com pound today. Two adoption choices were available to me: a child or a dog. ","date_modified":"2024-06-07T03:11:29Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/5222024","html_content":"I invented the cure for stupidity. Forgot to write it down. Now, I can’t remember it.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/5222024","title":"5/22/2024","summary":"I invented the cure for stupidity. Forgot to write it down. Now, I can’t remember it.","date_modified":"2024-05-22T22:08:59Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/552024","html_content":"Someone asked me today where the Kentucky Derby takes place.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/552024","title":"5/5/2024","summary":"Someone asked me today where the Kentucky Derby takes place.","date_modified":"2024-05-06T05:19:22Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/4232024","html_content":"A man who engages in multiple casual affairs with the opposite sex is called a womanizer.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/4232024","title":"4/23/2024","summary":"A man who engages in multiple casual affairs with the opposite sex is called a womanizer.","date_modified":"2024-04-24T04:08:34Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/4162024","html_content":"Ozempic is an expensive medication. My wallet has lost more weight than me.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/4162024","title":"4/16/2024","summary":"Ozempic is an expensive medication. My wallet has lost more weight than me.","date_modified":"2024-04-16T23:47:25Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/4132024","html_content":"\"The Golden Bachelor\" couple is divorcing after three months of marriage.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/4132024","title":"4/13/2024","summary":"\"The Golden Bachelor\" couple is divorcing after three months of marriage.","date_modified":"2024-04-14T04:29:23Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/482024","html_content":"Viewing the eclipse online is the digital equivalent of watching paint dry.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/482024","title":"4/8/2024","summary":"Viewing the eclipse online is the digital equivalent of watching paint dry.","date_modified":"2024-04-08T19:41:45Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/422024","html_content":"My favorite new oxymoron is: Trump Bible.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/422024","title":"4/2/2024","summary":"My favorite new oxymoron is: Trump Bible.","date_modified":"2024-04-02T19:58:43Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/3312024","html_content":"I was looking through a new Trump Bible. Each mention of Jesus was replaced with Donald.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/3312024","title":"3/31/2024","summary":"I was looking through a new Trump Bible. Each mention of Jesus was replaced with Donald.","date_modified":"2024-03-31T23:53:58Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/3202024","html_content":"Our darkest days are here, America.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/3202024","title":"3/20/2024","summary":"Our darkest days are here, America.","date_modified":"2024-03-21T03:17:26Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/3122024","html_content":"I adopted a child and a dog. I couldn't return both.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/3122024","title":"3/12/2024","summary":"I adopted a child and a dog. I couldn't return both.","date_modified":"2024-03-13T01:31:26Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/2292024","html_content":"A urologist recently wrote in an article I read, “Ideally, urine should be clear enough to read a book or text through…”
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/2292024","title":"2/29/2024","summary":"A urologist recently wrote in an article I read, “Ideally, urine should be clear enough to read a book or text through…”","date_modified":"2024-03-01T02:55:39Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/2262024","html_content":"WOW spelled backwards is WOW.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/2262024","title":"2/26/2024","summary":"WOW spelled backwards is WOW.","date_modified":"2024-02-26T17:55:40Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/2162024","html_content":"Mind readers love me. They say I'm an easy read. They call me short story.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/2162024","title":"2/16/2024","summary":"Mind readers love me. They say I'm an easy read. They call me short story.","date_modified":"2024-02-16T20:43:40Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/292024","html_content":"With all of the recent heavy Southern California rain, I've been traveling by ark this week.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/292024","title":"2/9/2024","summary":"With all of the recent heavy Southern California rain, I've been traveling by ark this week.","date_modified":"2024-02-09T21:30:48Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/232024","html_content":"Baseball is the vacuum cleaner of sports. It sucks.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/232024","title":"2/3/2024","summary":"Baseball is the vacuum cleaner of sports. It sucks.","date_modified":"2024-02-04T04:58:47Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1312024","html_content":"This is the oldest I've ever been. And I will never be this young again.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1312024","title":"1/31/2024","summary":"This is the oldest I've ever been. And I will never be this young again.","date_modified":"2024-02-01T06:02:37Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1262024","html_content":"Sometimes, I'm not motivated enough to write out my jokes. Is it possible to just trace them?
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1262024","title":"1/26/2024","summary":"Sometimes, I'm not motivated enough to write out my jokes. Is it possible to just trace them?","date_modified":"2024-01-27T01:22:56Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1222024","html_content":"If other planet life forms exist, they will look at Earth as the trailer park of the universe.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1222024","title":"1/22/2024","summary":"If other planet life forms exist, they will look at Earth as the trailer park of the universe.","date_modified":"2024-01-23T01:06:32Z"},{"id":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1172024","html_content":"God gave us free will. Bad choice in my case, God.
","url":"https://jimjokes.com/jims-blog/f/1172024","title":"1/17/2024","summary":"God gave us free will. Bad choice in my case, God.","date_modified":"2024-01-17T19:04:28Z"}]}